Slap Me Silly

"A girl is like an Iphone, you have to touch the whole thing for it to work. A guy is like a blackberry. You roll one ball and the whole thing moves."

matthewsagan:

deleting lame unnecessary comments when you reblog a popular post

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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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tbotofficial:

this gif is an accurate summary of my life

tbotofficial:

this gif is an accurate summary of my life

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sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

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  • you: mm babe suck on my toes
  • me:
  • me: my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately

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officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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zachthemermaid:

when ur shitty blog gets deleted

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burgertv:

It’s a valid point

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