Slap Me Silly

"A girl is like an Iphone, you have to touch the whole thing for it to work. A guy is like a blackberry. You roll one ball and the whole thing moves."

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

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not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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major-leaque:

when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

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jigglypuffsvevo:

Bae: “Come over.”

Me: “I can’t, I’m training my Pikachu.”

Bae: “My parents aren’t home.”

Me: image

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nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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p-eachful:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

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Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

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bloggish:

how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour

because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things we can’t see

pink is the ambassador of an otherworldly and unknowable realm it is the most badass colour out there

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