Slap Me Silly

"A girl is like an Iphone, you have to touch the whole thing for it to work. A guy is like a blackberry. You roll one ball and the whole thing moves."

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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andrewquo:

ryanvallejo:

andrewquo:

shut up and diss me

you’re ugly?

mm fuck yeah

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gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

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WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

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cammcarthu:

Me at school. 

cammcarthu:

Me at school. 

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(via exteriors)

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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slowur:

sassy & bitchy

slowur:

sassy & bitchy

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yeahitsmarco:

yeahitsmarco:

do you think they know?

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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